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Meet Rainbow Randy, the sassiest sensation in Portland, Oregon, whose love for queer and dive bars is as deep as his eyeshadow. Born and raised in the Pacific Northwest, Randy is not just a personality; he's a walking, talking Yelp review with a touch of glitter.
With a laugh that can be heard over the clinking of cocktail glasses, Rainbow Randy has become the unofficial mayor of Portland's social scene. His mission? To dissect queer and dive bars with the precision of a surgeon, if surgeons wore sequins and feather boas. Forget ambiance; Randy's all about the drama, darling.
Armed with a style sharper than his wit, Rainbow Randy's reviews cut through the ordinary like a knife through butter. He's not just critiquing drinks; he's reading the room. Each review is a masterclass in celebrating the fabulous, the shady, and the downright outrageous moments that make queer and dive bars the hidden gems of Portland.
Randy's reviews aren't just a guide; they're a comedic journey through the underbelly of Portland's queer and dive bar scene. In his world, every bartender is a mixologist, every cocktail a work of art, and every patron a character in the grand play of Portland nightlife.
Whether you're a local looking for your next dive adventure or a wide-eyed tourist hoping to catch a glimpse of Rainbow Randy's latest spectacle, his reviews are the sacred text of the Portland party scene. So, buckle up, buttercup, and let Rainbow Randy be your fabulous guide through the glittery, boozy wonderland of the City of Roses.
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A note from the Rainbow Randy team...
Welcome to the fabulous world of Rainbow Randy! We're thrilled that you stopped by our site. Our reviews are here to tickle your funny bone and offer a dash of information, all while we chase after the glitter and joy in each queer and dive bar we visit. Our aim is to blend information with fun, all the while keeping the spotlight on the hardworking bar owners and staff.
Now, let's talk transparency. Take our reviews with a sprinkle of salt; after all, it's all about the fun here. We're here to entertain and enlighten, not to overshadow the dedication and effort of the incredible folks running these establishments.
Speaking of perspective, we want to be crystal clear. The Rainbow Randy team consists of cisgendered white gay men. While we strive to provide reviews that encompass a broad spectrum, we may inadvertently miss the mark on the unique needs and considerations of our diverse community. We can't step into the shoes of everyone, and we acknowledge that our experience might not reflect yours.
If you're reading our reviews and think, "Hmm, that doesn't quite match my experience," we want to hear from you! We're all ears for your input, especially if you represent a different perspective—be it female, trans, BIPOC, or any other group. Your insights will not only help us better understand these spaces but also contribute to a more inclusive and accurate portrayal for our larger community. So, spill the tea, and let's make Rainbow Randy a place where everyone feels seen, heard, and celebrated!