Hey there, it's Rainbow Rainbow, and I'm about to spill the soda (one can't always be spilling the tea 😉) on this drive bar that's as quirky as a cat in a tutu. Let's dive headfirst into this pool of uniqueness and see if we come out soggy or satisfied.
First up, the drinks. They've got a variety of liquors, nothing too fancy, but they do have craft cocktails with a local twist. And apparently, frozen drinks are a year-round thing here – because why not freeze your brain when it's cold outside?
The atmosphere is like a happy white noise machine, with music, laughter, and the occasional pinball machine adding to the mix. It's bright inside, thanks to the limited windows, and everyone looks better under the soft, flattering yellow lighting. It's like Instagram, but in real life.
The music? A mix of alternative rock and lite punk. It's the kind of music that makes you want to dance and question your life choices at the same time. And rumor has it, the staff is super nice – especially if you're a regular. So, start ordering that Pinnacle and get on their good side.
Now, onto the food. They've got a good selection of bar snacks, sandwiches, and burgers. And don't forget about prime rib Wednesdays – it's the one day you can't forget to wear pink. The chicken tenders and fresh-cut fries are a hit, and the Polynesian-inspired menu items add a nice touch of "What?" to the standard bar fare.
In terms of accessibility, the nearest MAX line is about half a mile away, so you might want to stretch those legs before and after your visit. And if you need to pick up some wood paneling from Home Depot, you're in luck – this place seems to have bought out their entire inventory.
In conclusion, this place is like your quirky aunt's basement, but with better drinks and fewer ceramic cats. It's a dive bar with a twist, a time machine to 1923 that hasn't changed a bit. So, grab your friends, head on over, and get ready for a night of quirkiness and questionable life choices. Cheers!
🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 (8 out of 10 bananas)
-Rainbow Randy 🌈
Sandy Hut
1430 NE Sandy Blvd, Portland, OR 97232
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